WHY WOMEN SHOULD NOT USE TWITTER.

Wow twitter is just so addictive. Women should not go on twitter. As the people who support the community the world would come to a stop just because we keep on tweeting every five seconds. Let me tell on my first day in twitter l was really non-productive. I literally could not stop myself from going to check who is following me and all the tweets that were pouring in.mw

Hello people this librarian is officially in the 21st century. I finally joined twitter after years and years of resistance the pressure has finally forced me to cave.

I pride myself in being a laggard. Yep l am one of the few people who still use a phone with buttons. It might seem impossible to you because you think those phones are now more extinct than dinosaurs but there you have it.dinasour

So then l have recently started on twitter and let me tell you its marvellous. I am like one of those boring twitter friends who update every five things about the most boring things but it is fun.

To those who still have not yet caved in continue the fight on my behalf l am weak and have fallen into temptation. Please tell me how long you have resisted this fight l am curious to find out if anyone has broken my record it is FIVE years people.friends

To those who caved in well l say if you can’t beat them join them l am now on your side my brothers and sisters. Since we are now on the dark side we might as well have some fun. Catch me on the flip side at @BloggingTheo Please women be strong twitter is not a place for the weak.

To everyone else complete the polls and lets have some fun. mistake

For those who want to join the blogging challenge you can catch me HERE and to get more details continue HERE.

All images used in this post do not belong to me unless stated otherwise.

To those who do not about the challenge yet are interested follow this link HERE then you move onto HERE.

I DARE YOU TO JOIN. LETS PARTY BLOGGING STYLE.

Hello everyone the challenge is still continuing. Have you recently started a blog? Do you write amazing posts people don’t get a chance to read to because you have very few followers? Are you about to give up because you are feeling unappreciated? Well cry no more BLOGGINGHINTS is here to assist you. Just click this link HERE  and submit your article.mistake

Are you a very successful blogger who wants to share their secrets? Do you want to be introduced to new people? Well BLOGGINGHINTS is a platform you can join so that we can build the blog community together. Click this link HERE and submit your article.

Everyone who is interested in joining must reblog this article onto your blog so that even more people are reached. Sharing is caring.

For those who want to host their own blog hop yet they are not sure how to proceed can click on this link and proceed. Believe me it is very easy to start a blog hop and most importantly it is free. Just click HERE, HERE and HERE.

Don’t forget to follow me so that you are informed of all the new challenges and parties being planned.

If you are facing any trouble submitting your links follow these easy steps. Click HERE.

All photos used in this blog are not mine unless I have stated so.

LETS PARTY BLOGGING STYLE

Hello people. Stumbling around the internet l came across this amazing thing called a blog hop. I am sure some people know about these blog parties where a number of people complete a challenge and after a set period of time vote and chose the winner.

Well me being me l could not let such an amazing opportunity pass me by and l have created one also. So my blog hop is for the blogger who is seeking advice on how to make their blog even better and those who have achieved success and want to share their secrets. Yes people come hop with me.kangaroo

So for everyone who wants to join me you submit the url to your blog story by clicking HERE.

Now for the exciting part the challenge. I challenge you my fellow bloggers to write an article of less than five hundred words at most six hundred words on the greatest challenge you have ever faced in blogging and how you have managed to solve it.

The name of my blog hop is blogginghints please people spread the word.

RULES RULES RULES

  1. DON’T SPAM BLOGGERS
  2. LEAVE A SINCERE COMMENT ON THE POST
  3. ADVERTISE THE LINK TO THE BLOG HOP ON YOUR WEBSITE SO THAT EVEN MORE PEOPLE CAN JOINTHE PARTY. SHARING IS CARING
  4. ALL ARTICLES SHOULD BE WRITTEN ENGLISH

Enough about the rules submit your articles to this website HERE.

To those who love to experiment you can click HERE, HERE and even HERE TO CREATE YOUR OWN BLOG HOP. You can even specialise your blog hop to a particular group of people who share the same interests you do and invite them to your party.

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NOW LET US PARTY BLOGGING STYLE.

First day in a library

TRY THE CHALLENGE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.

Wow my first day at work was so not what l expected. You hear stories of people who get so overworked they simple fall into bed and we all think that is the norm. In reality the first day at work is like the first day at school looking around with wide eyes as you try to find and asses your position within the hierarchy. Will you be the popular one the name your boss will remember at the end of the day or are you the mousey one who everyone constantly asks the name because it is too complicated to remember and no one really seems to care.

So my first day at work was the worst. I am not a people pleaser by nature l am the type that sits by the corner and makes sarcastic remarks about everyone. So for once l had to bite my tongue smile and laugh all day long so exhausting. But working in a library is a very exciting adventure for me you never know who you will meet and what that will say so it brings a different kind of excitement in my life. My first day in the library opened my eyes to another world l never knew existed and cannot wait to explore.

JOIN MY BLOGGING PARTY AND COMPLETE THIS SIMPLE CHALLENGE. IT IS CHANCE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE, SIMPLE CLICK THIS LINK.

If you want to start your blog party click HERE, HERE or this ICON. Try something new you might just like it.

WHY BEING BETRAYED IS THE BEST THING THAT CAN EVER HAPPEN TO YOU!!!

Betrayal is like an induction test you need to get into the exclusive world of business. It separates the boys from the men and girls from women. Yes everybody this is a test you need to pass and l am providing you with the cheat sheet with all the answers. Even we librarians face this test from time to time.

Have you ever been deeply betrayed by a colleague who used you as a stepping stone to success. Then let me guess you then went around o your friends in the office ranting about the unfairness of it all and painting yourself as a victim of malicious sabotage. Well my friend you are not alone. As much as people always tell us to be prepared for the worst in business but we never are. So now let us discuss the best ways to deal with such an act.

Confrontationconfr

I understand most people might think this is easy as you are simple trying to express your anger but you are forgetting one significant detail the offender also views himself as an innocent who was forced by circumstances. So in this situation instead of being angry and shouting try and explain it to them how angry their actions made you. Yes people talking over stuff is not something only reserved for women? Even though it might not achieve much it relieves the anger in you.

Sulking

Yes if something this bad happened to you, you are given a free ticket which allows you to sulk but only for a day. You do not want to destroy all your friendships by holding grudges and refusing to talk. There is a thin line between being angry and being immature do not cross it. Give yourself a couple of hours to blame the offender for all the bad things that are happening into your life and how you want to make them suffer. That brings us to point number 5.

Plan the most elaborate revenge plots

No one said you have to mature about but remember plan it do not implement it. Think of the most complicated plan which will cost a lot of money and include even celebrities like Sylvester Stallone to say in his amazing accent that revenge is a dish best served cold. You are even allowed to form an evil laugh and cackle to yourself for the whole day. Remember just one day do not exceed that.sylvester Funny Sylvester Stallone MEME

Forgive Them

This is the final and most crucial step FORGIVENESS. Yes even though they do not deserve it and will most likely do it again just forgive them. Remember you are not doing it for them but for you. Release that grudge so that it stops being your problem and weighing you down. That is the only way you can make it in business.

Get betrayed, follow these steps then and most importantly let it go. Yes as hard as it may be if you don’t let it go you are only hurting yourself. Most importantly remember what does not kill you only makes you stronger.strong

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CHICKEN MURDERERS AND XENOPHOBIA

Looking at my family as we tried to kill a chicken for dinner got me thinking. This is an activity done by people all over the world which can in some very distant way be related to how we behave. Yes people this is a legitimate question how do you kill a chicken. Some choose to cut the head of with a knife, some prefer to strangle it first then cut of the head, and some even prefer to knock it out first hen cut the head off. Then we have those who cannot bear to kill the chicken yet love the tasty meat. So now you are wondering what this librarian is going on about who cares how you kill a chicken it’s the results that count, right. NO! How you kill a chicken matters to how you resolve the problem.mmh nowathome.wordpress.com

Let us talk about xenophobia a burning topic these days. What is the definition of xenophobia? Check in your newspaper, ask a friend even look it up on Facebook of all places.  Xenophobia is a cruel act which most people consider inhuman. It’s the senseless killing that will eventually graduate to genocides which always end up with wars and suffering for all countries involved. I will not harp on about xenophobia because believe me l have a lot to say on the topic but instead let us think about how certain kinds of people will attempt to solve the problem. It all comes back to my chicken theory

We have group A those who prefer to cut the head off with a knife. I agree the method is fast and effective. This group most probable will suggest that they as a community forma team which will stop these barbarians in their tracks. How do you stop an angry man yes the final way which is through death. Thus armed with their rifles and machine guns this group will literally bring an end to this attack. Ruthless most people might say but who am l to judge.win

Then we have group B those who prefer to strangle the chicken first then cut off the head. No mess no fuss right you won’t have to struggle holding the chicken down would you? These will suggest an ambush of the leaders of the group away from the crowded areas then kill them all. Obviously the mob without a leader will turn on each other which will lead to an inevitable end to xenophobia. That is one way to end it right. www.quotesfrenzy.com

The third group knocks out the chicken using the handle of the knife then kills it. These will suggest that the group be doused by sleeping gas then the leaders are chosen and executed while the rest will be sent to prison or fined heavily. The whole group receives punishment but according to their level of participation. Most people will agree with this judgement and peace shall once more reign on the country.

Finally we have those who like the chicken but cannot bring themselves to kill it. This is those who are forcing the government to take action and put an end to this hooligan behaviour. Those who crave the peace but are not willing to get out of their comfort zones and grab it. Those who watch every night from the safety of their houses looking at the screens of their televisions and tablets to see what is happening. It is those who share the gruesome videos and send angry messages to their friends about how they hate what is happening.relax www.search-best-cartoon.com

I admit l am one of those who like the chicken but cannot bear to kill it what kind of a chicken murderer are you. The next time you think of chicken for dinner ask yourself what kind are you.

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WHY BEING BETRAYED IS THE BEST THING THAT CAN EVER HAPPEN TO YOU!!!

Betrayal is like an induction test you need to get into the exclusive world of business. It separates the boys from the men and girls from women. Yes everybody this is a test you need to pass and l am providing you with the cheat sheet with all the answers. Even we librarians face this test from time to time.

Have you ever been deeply betrayed by a colleague who used you as a stepping stone to success. Then let me guess you then went around o your friends in the office ranting about the unfairness of it all and painting yourself as a victim of malicious sabotage. Well my friend you are not alone. As much as people always tell us to be prepared for the worst in business but we never are. So now let us discuss the best ways to deal with such an act.

Confrontationconfr

I understand most people might think this is easy as you are simple trying to express your anger but you are forgetting one significant detail the offender also views himself as an innocent who was forced by circumstances. So in this situation instead of being angry and shouting try and explain it to them how angry their actions made you. Yes people talking over stuff is not something only reserved for women? Even though it might not achieve much it relieves the anger in you.

Sulking

Yes if something this bad happened to you, you are given a free ticket which allows you to sulk but only for a day. You do not want to destroy all your friendships by holding grudges and refusing to talk. There is a thin line between being angry and being immature do not cross it. Give yourself a couple of hours to blame the offender for all the bad things that are happening into your life and how you want to make them suffer. That brings us to point number 5.

Plan the most elaborate revenge plots

No one said you have to mature about but remember plan it do not implement it. Think of the most complicated plan which will cost a lot of money and include even celebrities like Sylvester Stallone to say in his amazing accent that revenge is a dish best served cold. You are even allowed to form an evil laugh and cackle to yourself for the whole day. Remember just one day do not exceed that.sylvester Funny Sylvester Stallone MEME

Forgive Them

This is the final and most crucial step FORGIVENESS. Yes even though they do not deserve it and will most likely do it again just forgive them. Remember you are not doing it for them but for you. Release that grudge so that it stops being your problem and weighing you down. That is the only way you can make it in business.

Get betrayed, follow these steps then and most importantly let it go. Yes as hard as it may be if you don’t let it go you are only hurting yourself. Most importantly remember what does not kill you only makes you stronger.strong

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