THE CHEESIEST PICK UP LINES WHICH ACTUALLY WORK.

The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. What about a woman’s because l definitely don’t know. Make her smile with these cheesy pick up lines. Shockingly enough libraries are the new pick up spot try this one out.

PICK UP LINES FOR EVERY SITUATION.chee

che Even at the internet cafe you can still try out your moves.

 

 

 

 

 

Do you love athletics, marathons and sports. This one is definitely for you.cheeeeeeeee

cheeeeeeee Yes even nerds can make it rock.

cheeeee A reason to go out and eat fast food.

cheeee Harry Potter fans you might wish to try this one out.

cheee Never heard this one before but l doubt if it would really work.

 

worked Finally success the girl is laughing with you and is paying attention to you now you can make your move. Because l am all about equality women try it out l am sure good food and conversation can win the heart of any guy.

 

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First day in a library

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Wow my first day at work was so not what l expected. You hear stories of people who get so overworked they simple fall into bed and we all think that is the norm. In reality the first day at work is like the first day at school looking around with wide eyes as you try to find and asses your position within the hierarchy. Will you be the popular one the name your boss will remember at the end of the day or are you the mousey one who everyone constantly asks the name because it is too complicated to remember and no one really seems to care.

So my first day at work was the worst. I am not a people pleaser by nature l am the type that sits by the corner and makes sarcastic remarks about everyone. So for once l had to bite my tongue smile and laugh all day long so exhausting. But working in a library is a very exciting adventure for me you never know who you will meet and what that will say so it brings a different kind of excitement in my life. My first day in the library opened my eyes to another world l never knew existed and cannot wait to explore.

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HOW TO BECOME A MILLIONAIRE IN 30 SECONDS

Got your attention. Well no one can make that money in thirty seconds. Even the most dedicated planners who are able to play the stock market do not make that money in 30 seconds.

ANSWER THE QUESTION: WHY DO YOU CRAVE SUCCESS

When you look at this topic you might think of a hundred answers. Don’t lie no one is watching you are allowed to say those superficial answers most people will judge you for. Personally l crave success because l mostly want the money that comes from it. Yes l said it, it is all about the money. I am not going to lie and be noble and start listing reasons like l want to be successful to help my country and my people. Well l am not yet big headed enough to think that more than 50 000 people knowing my name will automatically lead to world peace, here is news for you, it won’t.

I am now getting off topic the whole reason people crave success and money is simple so that you can rub it in the faces of people who thought you will ever achieve it. As much glory and joy you will get from being successful it is really hard work and requires a lot of patience. Here l am seated behind my desk in the library reading all these success stories about how easy it is to become rich well it is not.

BRING ON THE CRAZY IDEAS

To become successful first you need to think out of the box. You need that one idea that people who are close to you scoff at and turn it into a multi-million dollar idea. But that is just the tip of the ice berg. Having an idea is easy it is making a business plan that makes everyone take a step back

DROWN YOURSELF IN A BUSINESS PLAN

A business plan is what l think of as my mother’s voice saying “is that so? Are you really sure?” It questions every little thing you have about your business idea from the name to the actual product or service you want to sell. Are you really sure that is the best name to use for your product. Calling your ice-cream lipstick “brrr” will not get you customers. However it will get you some interesting comments.

TURN THAT DREAM INTO REALITY

The big step implementing that idea. Yah believe it the money you have invested so far is nothing compared to the money you will use now. This is where many people fall of the wagon and begin to play it safe. Safety never made anyone rich unless you are a super hero who actually protects a city or a country.

One final thing before l close this is to remember that profits will not start rolling in. You must face reality there is a high chance your business might fail but just get back on that horse and put cushions this time.

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Librarianship is a male dominated industry: FACT

womenHonestly when l chose librarianship the honest truth is l did not want to do what everyone in our family had already done. I chose librarianship because most people l know looked down on the profession and my friends at high school laughed because they thought librarianship is done by those not academically gifted. I chose librarianship because when l thought critically about it l thought l was cleverer than the rest because the fewer we are in the profession the higher the chances of getting a good job with very little competition. Thus l entered into this profession to become a female librarian.woma

As much as most people may deny it librarianship is a male dominated industry. It is the males with the highest positions of power and who get to make the tough decisions while we weak and delicate females are put on the front desk to deal with the patrons. Though we may be many in numbers there is a glass ceiling which limits our promotion to the top positions. The males are given the challenging tasks and women are sidelined. 

The ironic thing is that males are not the culprits this time it is us females. Have a problem with operating the computers ask any male colleague to fix it for you. You are not sure about a decision to make again ask your male colleague.download

However, now you are having problems with the flower arrangement call the female colleague. There is a child misbehaving again call the female colleague. Just because l can arrange flowers does not mean that l am not capable of handling the technical stuff.

That is the major reason l remain a librarian so that l can challenge the status quo. I became a librarian because l know that l will be able to bring glory to be a female librarian. I became a female librarian not because l am some kind of feminist or l am a control freak but because l want to make a difference and l believe in myself enough to know that l can.  That is why we need to stand together and reclaim our power.wom

STUDYING IN THE UK WHAT ITS THAT EASY.

I am sorry everyone for disappearing for such a long time. Working in a library is really time-consuming l have just been so busy. This month l want to start fulfilling my new year’s resolution of updating this blog twice a week. We are all guilty of always pushing our resolutions aside but this year l am actually going to try to fulfil my resolutions.

When most people hear about studying out of the country they watch a bunch of movies about universities in UK and think it will be drinking and dancing for the whole four years.b

Then reality bites you when you try to find a place and you start to hear about the money needed. Money for fees, accommodation and surprisingly enough even heat. Fear not help has arrived in the form of scholarships.schol

Then back to business today l want to write about this great expo l attended. A number of representatives from Universities in Britain came to Zimbabwe and answered questions people had about studying in the UK. Exciting stuff right well l have a gazillion pamphlets from universities all over Britain. welcomeTo quote Sam the director of British Council London is not Britain there are great universities outside London And l actually had an opportunity to hear more about these universities.

So if you are interested and staying in Zimbabwe and you want to study in London feel free to ask and l can email you my pamphlets “sharing is caring” and l am all about the care. You can drop a line at your nearest library and ask about going to University and they shall provide answers for you that you may need.

There a number of agents in Zimbabwe who are willing to help you with your application and even a higher number of placement agents who will be able to help you with your visa finding affordable accommodation and any queries you might have about studying in the UK.agent If you are one of those (Do It Yourself) DIY people you can go on-line select the university you want and they will get back to you and help with the application process.

So next time will be comparing the benefits of studying in UK to those of studying in Zimbabwe and let me warn you all l shall not be pulling any punches.

HOW TO AVOID PUNCHING CUSTOMERS IN THE FACE.

ARE YOU HAVING TROUBLE DEALING WITH THE PUBLIC? DO PEOPLE COME TO YOU WITH OUTRAGEOUS DEMANDS THAT MAKE YOU WANT TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE PSSSH THE SECRET ON HOW TO HANDLE ANNOYING CUSTOMERS IS OUT EVERYONE LETS CELEBRATE.

When l created this blog it was a platform l wanted to use to promote librarianship to the world. My aim was to make everyone desire to be a librarian. But l realised that before that l must at least help my colleagues on how to deal with troublesome customers. The hardest thing about librarianship or any job for that matter are the people you meet when conducting your duties CLIENTS.

I must confess that there are some clients images LIBRA

who are so great they make me love my job even more. Recently l was talking to this old man who has lived a very interesting and old life and we had a good time comparing the times that have passed to this modern era. Clients who are this great are like salaries they drop by once in a while and stay for a very short time.

However the majority of the client are self entitled pompous overlords who think there are better than everyone. I am talking about those who make their every mistake your fault. Those who when they bring the books in late never fail to find someone to blame. If you are one of those people shame on you to cause an unfortunate employee negative stress (distress). If you get into building and see everyone start trying to find anything to seem busy than to assist you know you are trouble. And trouble in a bad way not in a way that makes you cool like the rebels.

The best thing l have learnt on how to deal with annoying clients is to say as few words as possible. This gives them very little room to misinterpret you and a lot of rope for them to hang themselves. Do not introduce any new information that might give them fresh ground to continue annoying you. Again l repeat say VERY FEW WORDS.

If they do not get the picture another thing that works is to say the message as if you are relaying it from someone of authority. Use the highest possible post. This achieves two things they follow everything you say and as an added bonus makes them feel good about themselves which causes them to be less annoying. his way you have manged to kill two birds with one stone. You seem like a very dedicated employee and also at the same time get very good reviews from the client.

The golden rule is to never say anything you are not 200% sure of. That is just asking for trouble.

Gambling vs librarianship who wins?

After asking a number of my peers who are in their twenties what their dream job might be l was shocked to receive that answer that they would rather work in a casino because and l quote “all the excitement and money what is better than that.” So very few of you may be not be surprised at how much they laughed at my face for suggesting librarianship. This blog gives me a chance to fully defend my answer by showing the more exciting side of librarianship.

Recently reading through the other blogs l have discovered that librarianship is diverse and there are so many careers one can pursue in librarianship. There are adventurous careers like being a cruise ship librarian travelling on the salty waters and meeting new and diverse people every trip. it also gives an opportunity for the librarian to learn new languages and can you imagine the kind of stories there are able to tell their friends and family. I personally would not mind getting a chance to be a cruise ship librarian.

We have the book bus librarians who travel across cities seeing the world again and getting to experience new environments. This kind of librarianship is not for me because l get heavily car sick but l think it will be a great opportunity for those who still want to travel but are not willing to go to far from home.

I have always admired research librarians. Just imagining the kind of information they can share from the top of their heads has always been an inspiration tome. I love being a Know-it-all but that title should go to the research librarians who get the chance to share their knowledge.

So again l ask what is better librarianship or gambling. Gambling might give you joy for a short-lived time while librarianship will give you a chance to enjoy travelling while getting a steady pay. Very few old people work at the casinos the older you get the higher the risk of you getting fired from your job which does not occur in libraries. And if nothing at all has convinced you just think of the health benefits and your pension fund waiting for you.

This blog is directed to all those people who think librarianship is boring to rethink again because very few careers give you a chance to take your whole office and the staff on the road so that you can work as you admire the scenery.